Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
Puppy’s got things to pee on and shoes to nibble on.
yo mama jokes don’t work very well here
you like Sherlock?? you’re such a
You’re all bad for teeth???
me waking up in the morning with my lover
This actually made me fucking cry.
I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.